Is Your Life Worth 7 Cents?

Human teens make mistakes.  In their attempts to impress each other, they do silly stuff, instead of just sniffing rumps like we four-footed creatures do.  But cats and dogs understand that fighting and harming each other is limited to survival.  Only when survival is threatened do we hurt.  For teens however, some mistakes are really serious and require serious penatilities.  Don’t complain when you have to pay for harming other humans for non-survival reasons.

Smutty doesn’t understand why a teen would think it is unfair to get 2 to 6 years prison time for punching and robbing a 73-year-old man while holding a gun.  Yes, he only got 7 cents from the old man, but the amount of money is not the crime.  The crime was punching and robbing a 73-year-old man.  While holding a BB gun that the old man thought was real.

The lesson is simple;

  1. Don’t rob senior citizens
  2. Don’t scare them with guns, fake or real
  3. Don’t punch and abuse senior citizens
  4. Don’t commit felony crimes and plead “youth”

If your teen follows these simple guidelines, they can avoid losing all future life privileges to being branded a felon.

Hold on to your Fur

Smutty is very concerned for all the pets in the path of hurricane Irene. Smutty remembers all the pets displaced or hurt or died during Katrina. Please humans, have a safety plan that includes your furry family members. When the wind dies down, you will want to know they are still safe too.
Smutty’s prayers are with you; God bless all those affected by this storm, including the furry people.

Beam me up Scotty… and my Cat

OK, Smutty understands humans’ fascination with space, but if you are going into space for a $1 million dollar vacation, who is watching your pet?  Hotels have started to provide facilities for humans with pets, so any new type of destination vacation should be prepared to offer pets, especially cats, accommodations.

Many families have to consider their pet’s needs when traveling.  Pet sitters are difficult to find and require background checks.  For the same expense, the family can enjoy the company of their four-legged friends and know they are being well taken care of.

So, as more companies jump into the “space vacation” business, please keep in mind the comfort of the furry family members.

Just don’t try scrambling my molecules through a transporter.  Yawn.

Everybody wants to be a Cat… Eyes

Diamond Eyes

Humans do a lot of strange things to adorn themselves.  Many emulate animals for instance, fur coats and hats, facial hair, long nails.  But now they are trying to have eyes that are better than cat eyes.

Smutty understands that feline eyes are compelling, hypnotic and beautiful, but humans were not meant to wear diamonds and gold in their eyes to compete.

Yes, diamonds and gold will sparkle and attract attention, but is the price of attention worth your future eyesight?  Smutty says no self respecting animal would make this trade off.  Even with our superior hearing and smell, animals enjoy using our eyes for hunting and playing.

Paying $15,ooo to damage your eyesight is not an option for a cat.

Smutty will now nap and protect his precious eyes….