Adopt a Homeless Human Pet

Whew, Smutty is tired.  Smutty has been thinking about the relationship between humans and animals.  Humans seem to believe that they “own” animals because they feed them.

This is not correct.  Animals belong only to themselves.  For example, felines in the wild (concrete jungle) are able to hunt and catch their own food, find sleeping accommodations and have friends.  They groom themselves and entertainment is as close as the nearest squirrel.  When outdoor felines see humans they can either hide or attack as the meeting warrants.

But humans do not do well in the wild.  For some reason they shy away from eating bugs and rodents (a really good source of protein).  And they won’t eat grass, which is delicious, but they will smoke it (what a waste).  Also they don’t groom themselves in the wild which makes them easy prey to track by their scent.

Because of all this, Smutty thinks humans should make sure all other humans have a place to live.  Maybe even invite some to live with you if you are so fortunate.  Then you can own them once you feed and bathe them.  You can play lots of games together and have fun.

Please hurry, the weather is getting colder and humans have no fur!

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