OK, Smutty has already started his Christmas wish list.  Marvel has a great new way to package the superhero movies; in a S.H.I.E.L.D. briefcase!  Aughhhhh, September can’t get here fast enough.

But wait, there’s more; it comes with a Tesseract.  A Tesseract!  Who wouldn’t want one of these?  A cube of unlimited energy that can cross dimensions.  Everyone who wants to become Supreme Emperor of the Universe needs one of these.

Quick where do I input my human’s credit card number?  Before the dog rats me out.