OK, Smutty has already started his Christmas wish list. Marvel has a great new way to package the superhero movies; in a S.H.I.E.L.D. briefcase! Aughhhhh, September can’t get here fast enough.
But wait, there’s more; it comes with a Tesseract. A Tesseract! Who wouldn’t want one of these? A cube of unlimited energy that can cross dimensions. Everyone who wants to become Supreme Emperor of the Universe needs one of these.
Quick where do I input my human’s credit card number? Before the dog rats me out.