Smutty loves turkey and naps. A day that celebrates both is Smutty’s idea of a perfect holiday. So, the idea of giving up any part of a day of food, family and napping leaves Smutty baffled.
Why, oh why, would anyone get up from a feast and leave to go shopping? For stuff no one needs?
What about leftovers? What about seconds? What about the naps during the Christmas movies?
Smutty says it is time to put an end to the madness. Keep Thanksgiving sacred. Don’t shop unless it’s from your couch. Use your laptop or tablet to browse. Don’t leave your family to go shopping.
If you do go, don’t complain when you return to no pie or dark meat from the turkey. Thanksgiving shopping for anything other than gravy and cranberry sauce is just wrong.