Memorial Day Weekend the official start of the summer movie season. Some may argue that this year it began early with the Avengers movie, but Will Smith in MIB3 is the official kick-off of laid back summer in the air-conditioned theatre, fun. From the previews, fun is the name of the game in MIB3. So, put on your shorts and sunglasses and head to the nearest movie house for some great fun.
Smutty Says So.
Smutty has come off the campaign trail for a moment to give a shout out to the Prez. RK & H Computers is selling t-shirts supporting President Obama’s campaign. Smutty has been pushing for a more friendly environment among political competitors.
Although Smutty is running on the Independent ticket, he admires the Obama/Biden team. Smutty thinks that they are the only team who might be almost as good as Smutty and Cookie (V.P. candidate). Click here to order your shirt today.
Smutty wants you to enjoy your Mother’s Day weekend. If you’ve seen the Avengers two or three times, maybe you can take time out to watch something truly great;
Happy Mother’s Day
Smutty completely approves of Avengers movie. It has action and humor mixed well together and Iron Man has some of the best movie lines ever. No disrespect to Marvel movies before this, but this is clearly what a superhero movie should be. If Marvel’s movies continue to get better at this pace, Smutty may have to get a pacemaker. OK, go see it now. Stop reading, go see it.
Smutty says his economic policy is already paying off…
Whew! Smutty has been out shaking paws, sniffing babies, and chugging milk and cookies in an effort to spread his election platform.
It has been a grueling ride trying to spread positive messages and rally constituents during all of the media madness spreading gossip and negativity.
Smutty wants his supporters to know he appreciates the love and donations to the cause.
Smutty vows to get American back working and to support #SmallBusiness. Stay tuned for a video from Smutty.
While campaigning Smutty promises to stick to universal issues of health, safety, jobs, and homes. There will be no discussion of personal female biological reproductive matters. Smutty feels quite unqualified to address this topic as a neutered male.
Instead, Smutty will outline his plans to move the country back to peace and prosperity.
The first step is to significantly lower gas prices. Smutty intends to implement the Evacuated Tube Transport Technology immediately upon entering office. Funding will be sought through Kickstarter and redirection of some current transportation funds.
To reduce the current spate of violence, all violent criminals will be immediately put to work creating the parts for the Evacuated Tube Transport Technology. All gun permits will be immediately repealed and owners must be reevaluated before they can reclaim their guns. Anyone in any state with a violent felony history will be permanently denied a permit.
The Smutty for President campaign is now running on the Independent platform as the Republican show has gotten so sad, Smutty refuses to be associated with it.
Campaign donations gratefully accepted.
Smutty has been watching the Republican debates and primaries very carefully and has concluded that the Republicans need a new candidate. Clearly, there is a three-way tie going on with the current front-runners. This means that a new, more decisively different candidate is needed to appeal to the Republican voters.
I submit, Smutty is the one you have been waiting for. First, race is no issue as Smutty is an entirely different species. Religion is a non-issue as Smutty is a devout believer in God. Marriage is no issue as Smutty has never been married, is not in any relationship and has been neutered. Infidelity is no issue for the same aforementioned reasons.
Economy; the economy is by far the biggest issue for the election. Smutty submits that the economy shall be supported best by allowing everyone over 55 to retire right now. Those who have contributed to the workforce during their lives shall receive homes, food assistance and basic preventative medical care. They have earned it.
Those who have spent their formative years being a leech on society shall immediately be placed in the lowest level labor jobs where they may earn their way up the ladder that they should have been climbing in their 20’s 30’s and 40’s. This innovative policy rewards those who have worked hard and gives another chance to those who have been draining resources.
For birth control, Smutty practices what he preaches. He has permanent birth control to keep the cat population in check. Humans should have the same option. As Smutty sees it, you can’t demand that welfare be reduced and not make birth control free and available to all.
If you want to donate to Smutty’s campaign, click here. Smutty and his followers give you 2 paws up.