To wrap up Smutty’s coverage of the DNC, here is the word from Obama BFF Bill Clinton.
Former President Bill Clinton delivered the nomination address at the DNC and wowed as usual. But in less than one hour, Clinton addressed every one of the Republican’s so-called issues with President Obama and revealed them for the lies they are.
By having facts and accurate figures at his fingertips, Clinton destroyed all of the rhetoric proclaimed at the RNC.
The best quotes; “We’re all in it together” “Arithmetic” “Their number one priority is not to put America back to work, it is to put President Obama out of work” “We left him a total mess, he hasn’t cleaned it up fast enough so fire him and put us back in”. Shouldn’t the Republicans be concentrating on positive outcomes for the American public, not just getting President Obama out? Smutty’s just sayin’. Check the video for yourself, Smutty gives it 4 paws of apawoval.
Yes, Smutty has been #Eastwooding. Smutty is ashamed to admit it, but after reading the Huffington Post, he had to jump into the #Eastwooding fray.
Eastwooding is not just a momentary fad, Smutty declares that Eastwooding will become a lifestyle choice. Seniors of the world rejoice, your moment to shine has been delivered by Dirty Harry himself.
The sheer volume of Facebook and Twitter communications ensures that this trend will be with us for a long time to come. Every time you see an empty chair, you will smile fondly in remembrance of this shared American experience.
In case you have been in a Tibet monastery for the past few days, Smutty is graciously posting the video of the speech heard around the world which birthed “Eastwooding”.
Smutty has been keeping a close eye on robots. They may interfere with his plans to take over the world. Smutty recently discovered that robots can now walk up stairs. And now, Willow Garage has created a great personal use robot and the software to run it. This robot combines great dexterity and mobility with advanced customization ability.
Smutty smells threat. If humans get their needs met by robots, they won’t be hypotnized by their cats’ purring into following Smutty.
Fortunately for Smutty, the robot has one huge drawback; it costs $400,000.
Welcome to Smutty’s new home. The whacky fun and antics will continue here starting now. Let’s look at some videos. First Arnold gets inducted into the Comic-Con hall of fame, then a quick look at the hero All-Star movie Expendables2. This may not be the best scripting in the world, but Smutty gives it 2 paws up for pure adrenaline-fueled action.
Let’s face it, no one watches Sylvester, Arnold, Bruce and company for intellectual stimulation. We see their movies to watch stuff blow up and bad guys get their butts kicked. And we don’t get disappointed.
Smutty has come off the campaign trail for a moment to give a shout out to the Prez. RK & H Computers is selling t-shirts supporting President Obama’s campaign. Smutty has been pushing for a more friendly environment among political competitors.
Although Smutty is running on the Independent ticket, he admires the Obama/Biden team. Smutty thinks that they are the only team who might be almost as good as Smutty and Cookie (V.P. candidate). Click here to order your shirt today.