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Peanuts Arrives in 3D

Charlie Brown Snoopy PeanutsOne of SmuttyCat’s few appawed canine pals is making his 3D debut today. Peanuts gets re-imagined in a more robust 3D world and everyone is excited.

It has been some time since we got to look at the Peanuts gang antics, and the new format makes them even more fun to follow along.

So, grab the kittens, kiddies and other small ones to give yourself an excuse to get out to the movies for this great adventure. After all, it is football season and we must see if Lucy will finally hold that ball for Charlie Brown.

SmuttyCat has his ticket, do you?

Roll Up Your Fur and Get To Work

Obama-Biden-ClintonGood morning America, Smutty is wrapping up his coverage of the 2012 election.  Everyone is exhausted from trying to keep track of the ups and downs but mostly just thankful its over.

Now its time to get to work.  Be serious, every kitten and pup knows that if you give one person more food or toys, they don’t turn around and start passing out the extras.  That is the essence of the “trickle down” theory of economics.  Republicans, let it go.  We are struggling to cut a deficit and provide compassionate safety nets for lower-income humans.

Someone has to pay more, it should be those who can afford it.  Digging in your heels and refusing to budge on tax increases for the rich equates to rewarding a toddler for throwing a tantrum.  Every time he wants something, he will scream like Donald Trump, knowing you are a wuss who will give in.  In the animal kingdom, Smutty just delivers a swift paw to the head and they straighten right up.  Try it, it works.

Businesses large and small; shut up and attend to business.  Paying for healthcare is part of being in business.  If you can’t afford to treat your employees like humans instead of insects to be stomped on, get out of business and get a job.  Oh, what’s that?  There are no jobs?  Cause your rich friends sent their money to the Cayman Islands and their jobs to China?  Take a note from GM and Chrysler who got bailed out and started ramping up their production in the country that stood behind them when times were bad.  Or, look to Ford whose top guy took a $1.00 per year salary until they turned things around.

In other words, suck it up, take responsibility for your own future and be willing to make sacrifices for your business, employees, community and country.  If you cannot do this, get out.  America has enough whiny, arrogant, entitled idiots and one less is a good thing.

Check out the constitution.  It offers equal opportunity for all.  This means that roadblocks to success like crime, poverty, poor education and lack of proper health care an nutrition have to be removed so EVERYONE can rise to their personal best.  Kicking those without access and calling them lazy without leveling the playing field is like peeing in the water hole.  Of no benefit to anyone and a possible killer of everyone.

So, humans (and dogs), Smutty offers you two paws of hope and friendship.  No matter if your candidate won or lost, the work still remains.

Roll up your fur or sleeves and get to work.

Smutty needs a nap now, then back to our regular programming.

(Thanks to Greywolf and DKemp Designs)

Michelle Obama Rocks the DNC

The video speaks for itself.  Michelle Obama is great, beautiful, smart, supportive, well spoken and down to earth.  What more can be said, Smutty is in LOVE!

Smutty likes this so much he borrowed 2 paws from a friend to give it 6 paws up!

BTW, Mrs. Obama, can you ask the Prez if he will add pet food to the food stamps of low income families?  That way they won’t have to let their pets go or have them put to sleep.

Super Saturday Fun

Welcome to Smutty’s new home.  The whacky fun and antics will continue here starting now.  Let’s look at some videos.  First Arnold gets inducted into the Comic-Con hall of fame, then a quick look at the hero All-Star movie Expendables2.  This may not be the best scripting in the world, but Smutty gives it 2 paws up for pure adrenaline-fueled action.

Let’s face it, no one watches Sylvester, Arnold, Bruce and company for intellectual stimulation.  We see their movies to watch stuff blow up and bad guys get their butts kicked.  And we don’t get disappointed.

Arnold get his due at Comic-Con 2012.

A look at Expendables2

Whacky Wednesday

Wake up to some great funny for Wednesday.  These should get even Mr. Grumpus through the week.  Disclaimer;  Smutty will not pay for dry cleaning if you spit out your coffee or Coke when reading these.

Monday Time Outs

Smutty found the greatest cat pics ever on Facebook over the weekend and wanted to share.  Don’t view these while you’re drinking your coffee or it may come out your nose while you’re laughing.

Never Mind the Election, Watch Out For the Robots!

With the last major hurdle overcome, robots can now begin their planned takeover.  Some idiot has taught them to climb stairs.  Now there’s nowhere to run.

At least we felines can still climb trees.  So, don’t go teaching them that!  Smutty already has his post picked out.  Good luck.

And the Superhero Treats Keep Coming

OK, Smutty has already started his Christmas wish list.  Marvel has a great new way to package the superhero movies; in a S.H.I.E.L.D. briefcase!  Aughhhhh, September can’t get here fast enough.

But wait, there’s more; it comes with a Tesseract.  A Tesseract!  Who wouldn’t want one of these?  A cube of unlimited energy that can cross dimensions.  Everyone who wants to become Supreme Emperor of the Universe needs one of these.

Quick where do I input my human’s credit card number?  Before the dog rats me out.

Total Recall Reboot

In a summer of reboots, the unlikely candidate Total Recall is getting a new life.  Starring Colin Farell in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s role, the new version offers super slick FX.  The movie is not blockbuster material, especially following Avengers, Spiderman and Dark Knight, but should offer solid escapist fun.

Enjoy the summer and don’t forget your furry family members.

Superhero Summer Domination Continues with The Dark Knight Rises

Well, we’ had Avengers, Amazing Spiderman and now, The Dark Knight Rises.  Theatre, Theatre in the Mall, who will be the biggest Superhero movie of them all?  While Smutty is betting on Avengers, the heat wave may work in favor of the more recent releases as people with no power look for ways to hide out during the hottest parts of the day.  We’ll all see on July 20.

Don’t forget your pet needs to keep cool too, so sneak Fido or Fluffy in a purse or find a pet-friendly mall or cinema.