When will humans learn? Don’t give animals food you wouldn’t eat. My human had some wonderful strawberries this week. After I made my desire for some clear, she offered me the cut off tops!
Why would I eat the part she was throwing away? And she didn’t even put sugar and whipped cream on it!
Come on, if you get sugar and whipped cream, so should I. After all, cats are vastly superior life forms, so we should get the best of everything. That’s OK, I scratched her favorite chair in retaliation. A cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do.
Time for my third nap…